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Volume I
Issue 1

Top Stories

Painting the Fish Market Yellow
In Detroit, a 36 year old man relieved himself – number one, not number two – on the side of a fish market. The owner did not take kindly to this, and allegedly bussa cap in his ass, killing him.

Plane Crashes, No One Hurt – Because No One Was On Board
John Sackett Jr. spun the propeller to his two-seater plane. He revved up the engine from outside the cockpit. And the plane took off, with Mr. Sackett still on the ground. In an episode akin to a bad Bugs Bunny sketch, the pilot-less plane went through a berry patch before it crashed into an apple tree .

Quick Hits

• British railway increases mass transit use – by ordering female employees to wear see-through blouses
• A TV show about fake vampires invokes the ire of a few of their viewers: people who think they are vampires.
• A church gives a tour, touting its suicide prevention work. Man walks in during tour and, you guessed it, kills himself./

• Images of the Day

  By far the best lawn sign ever -- unless you are Greg: (from http://burbia.com/node/2389)

  A Lego Snowman – Made out of Legos, not Snow (but check out his shoulder)

  Uh… how does this even happen?

  Awesome Videos

  Japanese Soccer Game Interrupted By A Tornado

  In 2024, “Raise the Roof” Will Be Replaced By “How Big is a Whale?”

  Japanese Soccer Game Interrupted By A Tornado