Because Truth is Stranger than Fiction
Every day, weird stuff happens. Really weird stuff. Like the stuff found in our first edition of the ROFLpaper. You know the stuff. Guy buys a wallet, finds ten teeth in it. ETC.The ROFLpaper comes out two to four times a week, depending on how lazy we get and how much funny there is out there. Oh, and it's 100% free. That's right, free. Keep your pesos. Our advertisers pay us to deliver you the funny news. And no, we don't sell or otherwise give away your email addresses, because we aren't d-bags.
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